Horny Unicorns

dean-and-his-gay-thing:

pie-and-perdition:
dean-and-his-gay-thing:
Nice legs, daisy dukes
makes the men go
OH MY GOD I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT THANK YOU SPECIAL PERSON FOR LETTING THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE INTO MY LIFE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
you are very welcome

(via pwuthy-boi)

496860 22.08.14 Reblog

i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god

(via joshpeck)

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(via srryimperf)

scarvenrot:

boltong:
dietchola:
mydogsnokes:
video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “to film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this
I CANT BREAHTE
iM LAUHGING SO FUCKING HARD GOD BLESS
I WISH MY SPANISH VIDEOS HAD BEEN LIKE THIS

(via necrophilofthefuture)

644207 18.08.14 Reblog

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:
skully-pens:
cosmicremix:
tordles:
thingsthatsuckass:
marcovicci:
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
So scandalous~
hello friends